Word of advice: Just don't. Seriously.
I was feeling a bit out of sorts, so I announced to Tazzie that Mommy had quit smoking this weekend! Isn't that great? Isn't it wonderful? Aren't you proud of Mommy?
He looked at me and said, (I quote), "Meh" and wandered off.
Princess, overhearing this exchange, at least came and stuck her hand out at me for a high five. She then wandered off too.
I need a better cheering section. Maybe if I bribed them with cookies?